Here are a few thoughts you can practise your calligraphy on. These were emailed to me from a friend a while back:

• Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up every two hours?
• Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
• Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they know there is not enough
• Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
• Whose idea was it to put an ‘S’ in the word ‘lisp’?
• What is the speed of darkness?
• If it’s true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
• Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

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