If you are getting stuck on what text to practice your writing, try these …

• Why do toasters always have a setting so high that it could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
• Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
• Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?
• If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
• Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
• Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head out the window?
• Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

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